Especially homoerotic frat-paddle

This frat-paddle is even more homoerotic than most frat paddles. That's really saying something.

Type: weapon
Power: 150
Muscle Required: 60
Cannot be traded.
Cannot be discarded

Notes

This above item description comes from Rares of Loathing rather than the actual database of KoL. The link on Coldfront which connects directly to the KoL database's item description yields the following:

Cannot be traded.
Cannot be discarded

Xenophobe, the player to whom this custom item was given denies its existence, so this dilemma is not likely to be solved soon.