Evil spaghetti cult assassin
{{battle |text= The hairs stand up on the back of your neck, and you get a sense of foreboding, as though an evil presence were nearby. You look behind you, then jump back, startled, at the sight of the cultist, his shapeless charcoal-gray robes perfect for shadowy concealment.
"Our noodly Lord has decreed your death, blasphemer," he whispers, pulling a long thin blade from his sleeve.
|hit=He carves an informitive article about his religion into your <eye>. Man, proselytizers are annoying. Argh! Ugh! Ugh!
He casts a terrible curse on you. It causes a nasty bleeding wound in your <eye>, and the somatic component is stabbing you with his knife. Ooh! Oof! Oof!
He decides to change his ways, and stabs you in the name of reason and enlightenment. You fail to appreciate the difference. {{ouch|3}
He offers you some literature about his dark and sinister god. You get papercuts as you read through it.
Notes
- Appears to occur at any adventure.php location, and will only occur after you defeat your nemesis in the Dark and Dank Sinsister Cave.
- This monster may be encountered while falling-down drunk.
After this enemy is encountered, the following text appears under Guild Quests:
Me and My Nemesis
Bam! So much for your Nemesis' assassins! If that's the best they've got, you have nothing at all to worry about.
You sure hope that's the best they've got.
References
- This monster is a possible reference to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which worships, originally enough, a Flying Spaghetti Monster, referred to as the Noodly Lord.
