Evil spaghetti cult assassin
| Evil spaghetti cult assassin | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 686 |
| Locations | Anywhere, after killing the Mob Penguin hitman as a Pastamancer. |
| Hit Points | 120 |
| Attack | 95 |
| Defense | 85 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | None |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an evil spaghetti cult assassinThe hairs stand up on the back of your neck, and you get a sense of foreboding, as though an evil presence were nearby. You look behind you, then jump back, startled, at the sight of the cultist, his shapeless charcoal-gray robes perfect for shadowy concealment.
"Our noodly Lord has decreed your death, blasphemer," he whispers, pulling a long thin blade from his sleeve.
Hit Message(s):
He carves an informitive article about his religion into your <leg>. Man, proselytizers are annoying. Oof! Argh! Ugh!
He casts a terrible curse on you. It causes a nasty bleeding wound in your <leg>, and the somatic component is stabbing you with his knife. Eek! Ow! Ooh!
He decides to change his ways, and stabs you in the name of reason and enlightenment. You fail to appreciate the difference. Ooh! Eek! Eek!
He offers you some literature about his dark and sinister god. You get papercuts as you read through it. Ow! Eek! Ugh!
He pokes you with his knife a few times, in the name of his lord and master. It's a long name, too. Argh! Oof! Ugh!
He stabs you with his dagger, in an appropriately sinister and evil manner. Eek! Ouch! Oof!
not known
He offers you some literature about his dark god, but you decline.
He dedicates your death to his horrible god. It turns out to be kind of a long speech.
He swings his dagger at you, but gets tangled up in his oversized sleeves.
He asks if you'd mind waiting a minute while he builds and consecrates a dark altar to sacrifice you on.
He takes a minute to clear his mind of evil thetans before attacking again.
You engage him in a theological debate, and he forgets to attack you for a moment. (FUMBLE!)
Notes
- Appears to occur at any adventure.php location, and will only occur after you defeat your nemesis in the Dark and Dank Sinsister Cave.
- This monster may be encountered while falling-down drunk.
After this enemy is encountered, the following text appears under Guild Quests:
Me and My Nemesis
Bam! So much for your Nemesis' assassins! If that's the best they've got, you have nothing at all to worry about.
You sure hope that's the best they've got.
References
- This monster is a possible reference to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which worships, originally enough, a Flying Spaghetti Monster, referred to as the Noodly Lord.
