Evil vihuela-playing mariachi

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evil vihuela-playing mariachi You're fighting an evil vihuela-playing mariachi

This is an evil mariachi (are there any other kind?) armed with what is basically a special South of the Border guitar, only not exactly.

I mean, it's not exactly a guitar, not that he's not exactly armed with it. He's definitely armed with it. And prepared to lay the tortazo-abajo on you.

Hit Message(s):

not known

Critical Hit Message:

He performs a spirited South of the Border hat dance. With your hat. With your head still in it. Oof! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

He plays you a pretty snappy little number. You applaud appreciatively.

He strums his vihuela and hums. Looks like he just wants echar sus versos del alma.

He sings a verse of "Dos Arbolitos." It's not as good as "Dos Arrrrbolitos," the song that the pirate mariachis play.

He plays a tune on his sorta-guitar, but it's not one you recognize.

He sings a few verses of "Cielito Lindo." You follow his instructions and sing and don't cry.

Fumble Message:

not known


After Combat

Occurs at Nemesis Cave.