F-F-Fantastic!

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F-F-Fantastic!

You finally fight your way across the airship and find El Cid, a small bespectacled man in grease-stained green coveralls.

"Hey dere, Protagonist, I see yez got yerzelf da fooor Immateriar! Nowr Ize can fix yerz boat fer yaz."

Apparently he thinks you're the spiky-haired loser you beat the stuffing out of repeatedly while crossing the airship. Whatever works, though.

Several hours and a couple of explosions later, he emerges covered in soot and towing your brand new Sub-Orbital Conveyance of the Kingdom. Fly, man. Superfly.

He even left you a map in the glove compartment!


You acquire S.O.C.K(s) Data:S.O.C.K
You acquire giant castle maps

Occurs at the Penultimate Fantasy Airship.

References

  • This adventure parodies the ubiquitous Final Fantasy stock character, Cid the engineer.
  • The "spikey-haired loser" mentioned is most likely Cloud Strife.
  • El Cid was also the name of a famous Spanish folk hero.
  • The two Fs in this adventure is also a acronym for Final Fantasy.
  • "Superfly" is a slang term that references the 1972 Blacksploitation film of the same name.
  • Superfly is also the name of a wasted cartoon character in the web series Joe cartoon.