Fake Baiowulf
| Baiowulf | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 343 |
| Locations | The Spooky Forest |
| Hit Points | 20 |
| Attack | 15 |
| Defense | 13 |
| Initiative | always |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | unknown |
| Drops | None |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting the BaiowulfThis legendary creature is half wolf, half Scott Baio. He wants to be in charge of your days and your nights, and he wants to be in charge of your wrongs and your rights. But you don't want him in charge of you, so you charge him.
Hit Message(s):
He zaps you in the <forehead>. You've never been zapped before, and it stings. Oof! Argh! Oof!
He removes your arm and beats you with it. Fortunately, he then re-attaches it. Ow! Ugh! Ugh! Ouch! Ooh! Ouch!
He asks if you know where Joanie is, and when you can't answer, he becomes enraged and viciously claws you.
He starts to charge at you, but starts weeping and muttering about someone named "Joanie."
He tries to rip off your arm and beat you with it, but you disarm him first.
He tries to baio you in the neck, but misses.
He tries to claw your eyes out, but then your friend Buddy shows up and distracts him with some crazy scheme. Oh, that Buddy. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: Fatal error: Call to undefined function giveitem() in /var/www/virtuals/www.kingdomofloathing.com/htdocs/fight.php on line 5035 |
Occurred at The Spooky Forest, on April Fools' Day, 2006.
Notes
- A one-time adventure.
