Filching the Undarrwear
As you're walking down the pier, you trip over a sleepy pirate. He's so sleepy, in fact, that even after you trip over him he immediately falls asleep. A group of pirates approaches you as you pass.
"Heya, land lubber," one says. "Would ye be interested in joining our Secret Pirate Society?"
"I've never heard of a Secret Pirate Society," you say.
The pirate winks at his friends -- or maybe he just blinked, it's hard to tell with the eyepatch. "Oh, aye, it's just that secret, matey. Now, all ye have to do is steal this sleeping pirate's underpants without taking his pants off or waking him up, and go hang them on the mast of yon nearby ship."
You figure the pirates are up to something, but you also think it's a funny joke. you suavely steal the underpants without so much as disturbing the stains on the sleeping pirate's pants.
When you get back from hanging them on the mast of the ship, you find that the pirates have vanished. Ah, well. At least it was good sneaking practice.
| You gain 15 Smarm. |
Occurs at The Obligatory Pirate's Cove.
