Flame-broiled meat blob
You're fighting a flame-broiled meat blobYou are suddenly ambushed by a giant flame-broiled meat blob. It bobs up and down menacingly, dripping with meaty goodness and radiating waves of intense heat.
It gets the jump on you.
It assaults you with a barrage of non-sequitur stoner humor. You're confused, but unhurt.
It tries to spatter you with hot fat, but you nimbly leap aside.
It summons two demons - one looks like a large beverage, the other some levitating, bearded carton of french fries - and they lay the smack down. Ouch! (fire damage)
It spatters you with hot fat. It's like that one time you cooked bacon in the nude. You in the nude, that is. Not the bacon. Ouch! (fire damage)
You hit for 10 damage. KERBLAM! KERBLAM! WHAMMO!
You win the fight!
You gain 20 Meat.
You acquire an item: meat paste
You acquire an item: meat paste
You acquire an item: meat paste
You gain one Wizardliness.
Occurs at The Haunted Pantry.
