Flame-broiled meat blob

It summons two demons - one looks like a large beverage, the other some levitating, bearded carton of french fries - and they lay the smack down. Argh! (hot damage)

It spatters you with hot fat. It's like that one time you cooked bacon in the nude. You in the nude, that is. Not the bacon. Ooh! (hot damage)

It engulfs you in meaty hotness -- umm... this isn't going to go anywhere good. You're going to start snickering, and then I'm going to get angry. Let's just say it hits you really, really hard. Oof! Ouch! (hot damage)

It assaults you with a barrage of non-sequitur stoner humor. You're confused, but unhurt.

It tries to spatter you with hot fat, but you nimbly leap aside.

You gain 16−27 Meat (average: 20.8, stdev: 2.5)*

You acquire an item: meat paste (39.5% chance)*

You acquire an item: meat paste (39.5% chance)*

You acquire an item: meat paste (39.5% chance)*

You gain 1 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Haunted Pantry.

References

• The combat text describing the beverage and french fries gives this monster a resemblance to "Meatwad" from the cartoon Aqua Teen Hunger Force, who lives with Master Shake (a beverage) and Frylock (a carton of french fries). The attack message which mentions "non-sequitur stoner humor" probably refers to the show's absurd sense of humor.