
flat mushroom wine
This is a bottle of wine made from a flat mushroom. Not a mushroom flat, which is where british mushrooms live, or Mushroom Flats, the famous fungal pool player. Sommeliers (look it up) generally describe its taste as, oddly enough, "flat."
Type: booze (quality unspecified)
Potency: UNSPECIFIED
Selling Price: 30 Meat.
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In-game plural:
bottles of flat mushroom wine)
Recipe
When Consumed
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You drink the flat mushroom wine. It's decent, but it just doesn't sparkle.
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You gain 3 Drunkenness.
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References
- A Sommelier is a wine expert.
- The "famous fungal pool player" Mushroom Flats is a reference to the famous pool player Minnesota Fats.
- The consumption text refers to the term used to describe a carbonated beverage that has lost its fizz. Wine with carbonation, whether naturally occurring or artifically added, is referred to as sparkling wine, therefore this wine is "flat."
- The description contains the same joke, only different.
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