Flyest of shirts

flyest of shirts

Listen, I'll tell you that this T-shirt is incredible
Even recommended to shield your chest; its indelible
Flyness will have you fronting like you have never fronted
Any dis missiles thrown your way will be blunted
It's got airbrushed images of three wolves and a moon
You get to wear it and make the goth girls swoon
How fortunate y'all are to get to wear this on your back

This fly tee conceals the sad fact that your torso's wack.

Type: shirt
Power: 80
Muscle Required: 25
Selling Price: 144 Meat.
Cannot be traded

Moxie +5
Spell Damage +5

(In-game plural: supafly shirts)

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Item number: 4567
Description ID: 216260644
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Obtained From

Professor Jacking's Small-O-Fier

Leave a Message and I'll Call You Back

References

• The item description is a shirt-based refactoring of the lyrics to "Braggadocio", by MC Frontalot.
• The shirt's image and effect on the ladies comes from the Three Wolf Moon meme.

See Also

• Moxie Modifiers
• Bonus Spell Damage

Collection

• 🥇: AtlanteanScion (#1589296) - 637
• 🥈: chris yanthemup (#3691215) - 127
• 🥉: Spaketchup (#182525) - 126
• #4: PacHINKOid (#43130) - 81
• #5: DarkSpuddle (#1437616) - 64
• #6: Jererry (#1216109) - 52
• #7: Nikademus (#95105) - 25
• #8: Prince Kropotkin (#2021122) - 17
• #9: Neithyme (#994678) - 16
• #10: Tarjmov (#3219796) - 14

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