Ghost of Fernswarthy's Grandfather

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Ghost of Fernswarthy's n great-grandfather

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He tries to cast Pirate Pete's Prong of Peril on you, but misses.

He tries to cast Reggie's Razor-sharp Radishes on you, but misses.
He tries to cast Frozen Carrot on you, but misses.
He tries to cast Cloud of Nudity on you, but misses.
He tries to cast Flagellating Fangs of Fear on you, but misses.

He casts Figaro's Fluxing Flotsam on you. Ooh! Argh! Ooh!
He casts Cheesestorm on you. Ooh! Ow! Oof!
He casts Gratuitous Exsanguination on you. Ow! Ouch! Argh!
He casts Stream of Cream of Broccoli on you. Oof! Eek! Oof!
He casts Reggie's Razor-sharp Radishes on you. Ouch! Ouch! Ow!
He casts Conrad's Crouton Cantrip on you. Ow! Ouch! Ow!

You gain $level-dependent $substat.

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Occurs in Fernswarthy's Basement.

Notes

• n is a number that increases by 1 each time you face a grandfather. As you go deeper into the basement, you face ghosts that are progressivly farthur up the Fernswarthy family tree. The first grandfather you face is a great grandfather, the second is a great-great grandfather, and so on.