Ghost of Fernswarthy's Grandfather
The stairway to the next level is guarded by the ghost of Fernswarthy's n great grandfather.
"Ooooooooooh," he says. "I'm greeeeeeeat."
| Ghost of Fernswarthy's Grandfather | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 238 |
| Locations | Fernswarthy's Basement |
| Hit Points | (Scales as ceiling(.425*ceiling(basementlevel1.4))) |
| Attack | (Scales as 2*ceiling(basementlevel1.4)) |
| Defense | (Scales as attack) |
| Initiative | 70 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | undead |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | 100% |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | Ancient hot dog wrapper, |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting The Ghost of Fernswarthy's GrandfatherThis thing looks like a much older and much, much more transparent version of Fernswarthy.
Hit Message(s):
He casts <a spell> on you. Ouch! Ooh! Ugh!
"Kids today! You wouldn't know a proper monster if it hit you in the head!" He then proceeds to demonstrate. Ugh! Argh! Ouch!
He lunges toward you with his cane, but falls asleep standing up before he makes it to you.
He tries to hit you with his cane, but you duck behind a statue and he hits it, instead.
He tells you an incredibly boring story, but you manage to figure out how to politely evade him.
He tries to cast <a spell> on you, but misses.
He lunges forward to attack, but forgets to materialize and slides right through you. Brr! (FUMBLE!)
| You gain some <substat>. |
Occurs at Fernswarthy's Basement.
Notes
- n is a number that increases by 1 each time you face a grandfather. As you go deeper into the basement, you face ghosts that are progressivly further up the Fernswarthy family tree. The first grandfather you face is a great grandfather, the second is a great-great grandfather, then a great-great-great grandfather, and so on.
- Stats gained from this adventure are based on your level.
- Spell attacks are chosen randomly from the following list:
- Asthmatic Sphere
- Cheesestorm
- Cloud of Drain Cleaner
- Cloud of Nudity
- Cone of Corn
- Conrad's Crouton Cantrip
- Figaro's Fluxing Flotsam
- Flagellating Fangs of Fear
- Frozen Carrot
- Gratuitous Exsanguination
- Malvolio's Malevolent Meatblades
- Pirate Pete's Prong of Peril
- Ray of Hurtiness
- Reggie's Razor-sharp Radishes
- Spirit Goat
- Stream of Cream of Broccoli
- Swarm of Chiggers
- Wang's Wiggidy Wack Walrus Summoning
