Giant Castle Map Quest

Description

Successfully use the giant castle map.

Tasks

Adventure in the the Castle in the Clouds in the Sky until you obtain a furry fur, a giant needle, and and an awful poetry journal. Keep adventuring in the castle until you encounter the chore wheel. Turn the chore wheel clockwise or counterclockwise until it is the procrastination giant's turn to guard the back door. Use the giant castle map to complete the quest and get the quantum egg. Combine the egg with the S.O.C.K. to get the intragalactic rowboat.

Rewards

Unlocks the The Hole in the Sky for adventuring.

History

• On the 8th February, 2013, this quest was "fleshed out" The new quest can be found here.

References

• The housewife giantess refers to the TV show Leave It to Beaver.
• "Got any nails?" is a reference to a joke that usually goes something like this:

A duck walks into a pub. He says to the barman: "Got any fish?" The barman says, "No! This is a pub. Sorry, we don't have fish here. Try the fish market." The duck goes "Oh," and walks off.

The next day, the duck walks back into the pub and says: "Got any fish?" The barman goes, "I'm sure you came in yesterday! Don't you remember what I said? I ain't got any fish, alright?" The duck goes "Oh," and walks off.

The day after that, the duck returns and goes: "Got any fish?" The barman says: "Look, I haven't got any fish! This is a pub, for goodness sake! Now get lost!" The duck goes, "Oh," and walks off.

The next day the duck enters the pub yet again and says: "Got any fish?" The barman says: "If you say that to me ever again, I'LL NAIL YOUR FEET TO MY CEILING!" The duck goes, "Oh," and walks off.

The next day, the duck goes back into the pub. He says: "Got any nails?" The barman says, "No, why would we?" Then the duck goes: "Got any fish?"

• "Sorry, adventurer, but the Sorceress is in another castle" is a reference to Super Mario Bros.. At the end of the fourth stage of Worlds 1-7, the "Mushroom Retainer" you just rescued would say "Thank you, Mario! But our princess is in another castle!"
• The quantum duck itself refers to an old geek joke:

Q: What does the quantum duck say?

A: Quark, quark.

• The duck is a reference to Jack and the Beanstalk, where Jack steals a hen that lays golden eggs from the giant.