Giant jungle python

{{battle|text=You begin to brush aside the vines and creepers, fully aware of the fact that narrative law dictates that one of the vines should be unexpectedly thicker than the others, and hiss at you. So, this is of course what happens; far be it from us to fly in the face of tradition. However, in an effort to prevent total cliché, this particular snake is nearly large enough to eat you while you're riding a horse. |hit= |miss=The python tries to coil around you, but you give it a thwap on the side of the head and lecture it about personal space.

The giant snake hisses and watches you carefully, looking for a chance to strike.

The python whips its coils at you, but you duck and it gets wrapped around a tree. |critical=The giant python wraps around you and squeezes, hard. You think you hear something go *pop*. That can't be good.

You gain some <substat>.