Giant skeelton
It kicks you with a multitude of phalanges. A Multitude of Phalanges was, by the way, my favorite 80's band. Ouch! Eek! Ow! (spooky damage)
It slashes you with multiple ulnas and several radiuses. Radii? Radishes? Ow! Oof! Ugh! (spooky damage)
It hits you with a hip bone. You feel like such a square. Argh! Ow! Oof! Ugh! (spooky damage)
It tries to kick you with its metatarsals, but you tell him you're not into getting metaphysical.
It tries to slash you with multiple ulnas and radiuses, but stops because it can't figure out how to pluralize 'radius.'
He hits you with a hip bone, but it just makes you feel groovier.
It tries to hit you with its tibia and fibula, but giggles too hard at the way those words sound to connect.
 | You acquire skeleton bones |
| You acquire skeleton bones |
| You acquire skeleton bones |
Occurs at The Defiled Nook.
