Gift-wrapping vampire
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You're fighting a gift-wrapping vampire
This vampire has taken a break from saahhhking blaaaaahd to wrap gifts for Linnea. If any teddy bears show up mysteriously drained of stuffing and with a thirst for felt, we'll all know who to blame.
Hit Message(s):
He transforms into a clammy mist. You get run over by a bunch of gorillas. Happy Crimbo! Ugh! Ooh! Ugh! Eek!
He bites you on the neck and saaaahks your blaaaahd. Blech. Happy Crimbo!
Critical Message:
Miss Message(s):
He transforms into a big, black dog, but fortunately it turns out he's your godfather. Dogfather?
He transforms into a bat! Fortunately, it's a baseball bat, which then falls to the ground.
Fumble Message:
