Gift-wrapping vampire

You're fighting a gift-wrapping vampire

This vampire has taken a break from saahhhking blaaaaahd to wrap gifts for Linnea. If any teddy bears show up mysteriously drained of stuffing and with a thirst for felt, we'll all know who to blame.

Hit Message(s):

He transforms into a clammy mist. You get run over by a bunch of gorillas. Happy Crimbo! Ugh! Ooh! Ugh! Eek!

He bites you on the neck and saaaahks your blaaaahd. Blech. Happy Crimbo!

Critical Message:

Miss Message(s):

He transforms into a big, black dog, but fortunately it turns out he's your godfather. Dogfather?

He transforms into a bat! Fortunately, it's a baseball bat, which then falls to the ground.

Fumble Message:

Notes

• Unlike other Vampires (vampire bat and spooky vampire) does not drop vampire heart when killed with wooden stakes? as of 4th December 7:30pm AEDST. Gregorio

References

• The big black dog is your godfather -- much like Harry Potter's godfather Sirius Black, who can turn into a large dog at will.
• Or your Doggfather -- much like the second album of Snoop Dogg, who cannot.
• 'He transforms into a clammy mist. You get run over by a bunch of gorillas.' Is a reference to Dian Fossey's 1988 movie 'Gorillas in the Mist'.