Gift-wrapping vampire
| Gift-wrapping vampire | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 432 |
| Locations | The Spooky Fright Factory |
| Hit Points | Scales with player stats |
| Attack | Scales with player stats |
| Defense | Scales with player stats |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | undead |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | evil googly eye, spooky felt, spooky length of string, spooky stuffing, spooky toy wheel, spooky wooden block |
| Quest | spooky frank |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a gift-wrapping vampireThis vampire has taken a break from saahhhking blaaaaahd to wrap gifts for Linnea. If any teddy bears show up mysteriously drained of stuffing and with a thirst for felt, we'll all know who to blame.
Hit Message(s):
He transforms into a clammy mist. You get run over by a bunch of gorillas. Happy Crimbo! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ugh!
He wraps you up in ribbon, then pulls the end real fast so you spin around and fall down. Happy Crimbo! Oof! Eek! Ow!
He bites you on the neck and saaaahks your blaaaahd. Blech. Happy Crimbo! Ugh! Argh! Eek!
He turns into a swarm of bats, each decked out with a festive bow. They then festively leave thousands of merry pinprick-sized wounds in your tender flesh. Happy Crimbo! Oof! Ugh! Oof!
He transforms into a big, black dog, but fortunately it turns out he's your godfather. Dogfather?
He transforms into a bat! Fortunately, it's a baseball bat, which then falls to the ground.
He tries to gift-wrap you, but you beat the wrap.
He tries to saaahk your blaaahd, but you pretend you're a stone, so he can't get blood from you.
He transforms into a cloud of almost-invisible mist. Since that cloud is wrapped in a festive ribbon, though, it's not as successful a gambit as it might have been. (FUMBLE!)
Occurs at The Spooky Fright Factory.
Notes
- Unlike other Vampires (vampire bat and spooky vampire) does not drop vampire heart when killed with wooden stakes.
References
- The big black dog is your godfather -- much like Harry Potter's godfather Sirius Black, who can turn into a large dog at will.
- Or your Doggfather -- much like the second album of Snoop Dogg, who cannot.
- 'He transforms into a clammy mist. You get run over by a bunch of gorillas.' Is a reference to Dian Fossey's 1988 movie 'Gorillas in the Mist'.
