Gift-wrapping vampire

Gift-wrapping vampire
Monster ID	432
Locations	The Spooky Fright Factory
Hit Points	Scales with player stats
Attack	Scales with player stats
Defense	Scales with player stats
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	undead
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops	evil googly eye, spooky felt, spooky length of string, spooky stuffing, spooky toy wheel, spooky wooden block
Quest	spooky frank
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a gift-wrapping vampire

This vampire has taken a break from saahhhking blaaaaahd to wrap gifts for Linnea. If any teddy bears show up mysteriously drained of stuffing and with a thirst for felt, we'll all know who to blame.

Hit Message(s):

He transforms into a big, black dog, which makes you sweat and makes you groove. Happy Crimbo! Eek! Ooh! Ouch! (spooky damage)

He transforms into a clammy mist. You get run over by a bunch of gorillas. Happy Crimbo! Eek! Ow! Ow!

He wraps you up in ribbon, then pulls the end real fast so you spin around and fall down. Happy Crimbo! Eek! Ugh! Ooh!

He bites you on the neck and saaaahks your blaaaahd. Blech. Happy Crimbo! Ugh! Argh! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

He turns into a swarm of bats, each decked out with a festive bow. They then festively leave thousands of merry pinprick-sized wounds in your tender flesh. Happy Crimbo! Oof! Ow! Oof!

Miss Message(s):

He transforms into a big, black dog, but fortunately it turns out he's your godfather. Dogfather?

He transforms into a bat! Fortunately, it's a baseball bat, which then falls to the ground.

He tries to gift-wrap you, but you beat the wrap.

He tries to saaahk your blaaahd, but you pretend you're a stone, so he can't get blood from you.

Fumble Message:

He transforms into a cloud of almost-invisible mist. Since that cloud is wrapped in a festive ribbon, though, it's not as successful a gambit as it might have been. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: evil googly eye (??.?% chance)*

You acquire an item: spooky felt (??.?% chance)*

You acquire an item: spooky length of string (??.?% chance)*

You acquire an item: spooky stuffing (??.?% chance)*

You acquire an item: spooky toy wheel (??.?% chance)*

You acquire an item: spooky wooden block (??.?% chance)*

You acquire an item: spooky frank (??.?% chance)*

You gain some <substat>.

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Occurs at The Spooky Fright Factory.

Notes

• Unlike other Vampires (vampire bat and spooky vampire) does not drop vampire heart when killed with wooden stakes.

References

• The big black dog is your godfather -- much like Harry Potter's godfather Sirius Black, who can turn into a large dog at will.
• He transforms into a big, black dog, which makes you sweat and makes you groove. Reference to Led Zeppelin's "Black Dog" song.
• Or your Doggfather -- much like the second album of Snoop Dogg, who cannot.
• 'He transforms into a clammy mist. You get run over by a bunch of gorillas.' Is a reference to Dian Fossey's 1988 movie 'Gorillas in the Mist'.
• [This may be a stretch but...] The relationship between 'god'father and 'dog'father may be a reference to the comic book God the Dyslexic Dog.
• In The Nightmare Before Christmas, the vampires were in charge of wrapping the presents.