An Old-Timey Radio

You wiggle the knob on the radio until you find a station. It's playing an episode of the hilarious childrens' radio comedy, The Adventures of Sammy, the Happy Salamander. You listen to the adventures and misadventures of Sammy and his best friend, Katie Capybara, and you feel more in tune with animals everywhere.

You acquire an effect: Happy Salamander (duration: 10 Adventures)

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You acquire an effect: Hip to Be Square Dancin' (duration: 10 Adventures)