Gnefarious gnome
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This sneaky, ugnderhanded gnome will stop at nothing to accomplish his gnefarious goals. What those goals might be, gno one can say. Suffice to say that they seem to include beating down your pagnsy ass. You get the jump on him.
You hit for 18 damage. WHAM! KAPOW! BONK!
You win the fight!
You gain 1 Muscleboundness.
You gain 3 Wizardliness.
You gain 3 Cheek.