Gnollish Crossdresser
He quickly applies mascara, blush, and foundation to you. Guerrilla Makeover! Ow! Ouch! (sleaze damage)
He accessorizes your outfit with a stunning pair of earrings. Which would be great, except you didn't have pierced ears. The pain is...well...piercing. Oof! Oof!
He insults your outfit. You're all, "Oh no! Not the ensemble!" Ow! Eek!
He spikes you in the groin with a high heel, kitten. Ugh! Ouch!
He claws you with bright-red, two-inch-long fingernails. You don't know if the physical or the aesthetic pain is worse. Ugh! Ow!
He tries to wax your chest, but it's already as smooth as buttered silk.
He puts a dress on you, but fortunately it's just the right color to highlight your eyes.
He tries to over-accessorize you, but you'll never be an accessory to that fashion crime.
He insults your outfit, but you tell him his frilly skirt makes him look fat.
He tries to spike you with a high heel, but you carefully guard your insteps.
He starts to claw you with his bright-red, two-inch-long fingernails, but you give him a quick manicure.
 | You gain 19−28 Meat (average: 23.1, stdev: 2.1)* |
 | You acquire an item: frilly skirt (25.7% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: gnoll teeth (5.1% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: maiden wig (26.0% chance)* |
- With Torso Awaregness:
 | You acquire an item: frilly shirt (4.2% chance)* |
| You gain 4 <substat>. |
Occurs at Degrassi Knoll.
