Go West, Young Adventurer!
Well, you're not exactly going West. You're coming from the West. Specifically the West of Loathing, a land of danger and cows and guns and beans.
There were many heroes in the West, but most of them were one of 3 types of hero. 3... classes of character, let's say.
Cow Punchers let their fists do the talking. They never missed with unarmed attacks, and their hardiness and survival skills were unparallelled.
Beanslingers were the Chef-Magi of the time. With their mastery of spellcraft and their love of a good bean, they were forces to be reckoned with.
Snake Oilers were the swindlers and scientists of their day. As fast with a sixgun as they were with a potion, they could shoot a hole in you and then patch it up before you even had a chance to bleed.
So how 'bout it, pardner? Which class of character would you like to be?
| Cow Puncher |
Congratulations, you're a Cow Puncher! You gather up your belongings and get ready for adventure!
 | You acquire an item: Tales of the West: Cow Punching |
 | You acquire an item: one-gallon hat |
 | You acquire an item: toy sixgun |
You acquire a skill: Shoot
| Beanslinger |
Congratulations, you're a Beanslinger! You gather up your belongings and get ready for adventure!
 | You acquire an item: Tales of the West: Beanslinging |
| You acquire an item: one-gallon hat |
| You acquire an item: toy sixgun |
 | You acquire an item: Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans |
You acquire a skill: Shoot
| Snake Oiler |
Congratulations, you're a Snake Oiler! You gather up your belongings and get ready for adventure!
 | You acquire an item: Tales of the West: Snake Oiling |
| You acquire an item: one-gallon hat |
| You acquire an item: toy sixgun |
 | You acquire an item: briefcase full of snakes |
You acquire a skill: Shoot
Occurs upon starting the Avatar of West of Loathing challenge path.
