Goblodocus

Goblodocus
Monster ID	2240
Locations	Throne Room
Hit Points	100
Attack	60
Defense	60
Initiative	50
Meat	None
Phylum	beast
Elements	None
Resistance	50%
Monster Parts	head, leg, tail, torso
Drops	dense meat stack, dense meat stack
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a goblodocus

Well, it looks like you got here too late to stop the Goblin King from being eaten. It might initially seem weird that an exclusively plant-eating dinosaur like a diplodocus would have eaten him, but remember, goblins are fungal life-forms, not meat. I forget if that's explicit canon in this game but it's probably true.

Hit Message(s):

Hoping that your pockets are full of salad, it slams its head against your groin really hard. Oof! Ouch! Ow!

It bites you on the bung, looking for some bung-leaves. Oof! Ouch! Eek!

It tries to eat some leaves off of your head, but since there aren't any, it just bites you really hard on the ear. Ugh! Eek! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

It tries to eat some leaves off of your head, but since there aren't any, it just bites you really hard on the ear. (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek! Argh! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire 2 dense meat stacks (100% chance)*

You gain ?? <substat>.

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Occurs at the Throne Room during a Fall of the Dinosaurs‎‎ run.

References

• Diplodocus
• Goblins are explicitly canonically fungal life-forms in West of Loathing.