Googly eye

This isn't, as you might have guessed, the severed eye of a striking Crimbo Elf that was taken out of the elf's head when he was in shock or surprised. Rather, this is a small, plastic, transparent disc with a smaller, black, and equally plastic disc inside. You could use this to anthropomophize just about anything. Well, anything corporeal. It'd be hard to attach it to, say, guilt, or agoraphobia, or something.

Selling Price: 14 Meat.