Gooified dog-thing

Gooified dog-thing
Monster ID	2222
Locations	Site Alpha Dormitory
Hit Points	200
Attack	150
Defense	150
Initiative	200
Meat	None
Phylum	beast
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, leg, tail, torso
Drops	gooified animal matter, gooified animal matter, gooified animal matter, gooified animal matter, gooified animal matter
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a gooified dog-thing

You hear a sound that's like a cross between a dog barking and a dog barfing. You're debating whether to think of it as "barkfing" or "barfking" when the dog suddenly biftes you, which is what you've decided to call a cross between biting and barfing.

Hit Message(s):

It wags its tail, repeatedly battering you about the <groin> and <groin>. Eek! Ouch! Ouch!

It leaps on you, knocking you down and scratching up your <groin> with its back legs. Oof! Ow! Ow!

Its powerful (yet somehow still gooey) jaws chomp on your <groin>, nearly severing it. Ooh! Eek! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

Its powerful (yet somehow still gooey) jaws chomp on your <groin>, nearly severing it. Ooh! Ugh! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire an item: gooified animal matter (100% chance)*

You acquire an item: gooified animal matter (50% chance)*

You acquire an item: gooified animal matter (25% chance)*

You acquire an item: gooified animal matter (5% chance)*

You acquire an item: gooified animal matter (1% chance)*

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Occurs at the Site Alpha Dormitory.

Notes

• As of 2021/12/17, this monster has a hard cap of 30 damage per source.