Goose a-laying
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Goose a-laying | |
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Monster ID | 644 |
Locations | A Sinister Dodecahedron |
Hit Points | Scales with player stats |
Attack | Scales with player stats |
Defense | Scales with player stats |
Initiative | 0 |
Meat | None |
Phylum | construct |
Elements | None |
Resistance | None |
Monster Parts | head, leg, torso, wing |
Drops | robotronic egg, robotronic egg |
Manuel Entry | |
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This is a robotic goose designed to lay robotic eggs. It's like the goose that laid the golden egg, except golden eggs very rarely explode, fire lasers, or extrude poison-tipped metal spines. So, one thing this goose isn't a-laying is your fears about what it's going to do to you.
Hit Message(s):
It lays a spiny egg, then kicks it at you with its flipper feet. The spines embed themselves in your leg. Eek! Ugh! Eek!
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It lays a spiny egg, then has to stop and get some first aid.
It lays an egg, which shoots a tiny laser beam at your eye. Great! Now you don't have to wear glasses anymore!
It lays an exploding egg, which is kind of an automatic-scrambled-egg maker. Delicious!
It lays another egg and flips it at you with its bill. Turns out it's the rare egg that is just an egg -- it breaks open and egg white and yolk leak out. Looks like the yolk's on the goose!
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![]() | You acquire an item: robotronic egg (?% chance)* |
![]() | You acquire an item: robotronic egg (?% chance)* |
Occurs at A Sinister Dodecahedron.