Goose a-laying

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{{battle |image=goosealaying.gif |a=a |name=goose a-laying |text=This is a robotic goose designed to lay robotic eggs. It's like the goose that laid the golden egg, except golden eggs very rarely explode, fire lasers, or extrude poison-tipped metal spines. So, one thing this goose isn't a-laying is your fears about what it's going to do to you.| hit=It lays a spiny egg, then kicks it at you with its flipper feet. The spines embed themselves in your leg. Argh! Argh! Eek!

It lays an egg, which shoots a tiny laser beam at you. Mmm, something smells delicous! Wait... ow!

You acquire an item: robotronic egg (?% chance)*

You acquire an item: robotronic egg (?% chance)*

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Occurs at A Sinister Dodecahedron.