Gordon Bennett

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Template:Itemheader This ludicrous cocktail is made from champagne and kumquats, garnished with a little paper umbrella. It's exquisitely ostentatious, but drinking too many of them makes you want to pee in the fireplace. How gauche!

Type: booze
Selling Price: 160 Meat.

Recipe

	kumquat	boxed champagne
	mimosette		little paper umbrella
	Gordon Bennet

When Consumed

References

• The name, description, and consume text refers to James Gordon Bennett, Jr., a man famous for arriving drunk to a very prestigious party and urinating in a fireplace. Since then, his name has entered English vernacular as an exclamation of disbelief.