Grease gun
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grease gun
This is a pistol made of greasy cardboard. Every time you pull the trigger, a glob of grease squirts out of the end of the soggy cardboard barrel. All in all, this is one of the sleaziest things you've ever laid eyes (and hand) on.
Type: ranged weapon (1-handed pistol) Power: 65 Moxie Required: 20 Selling Price: 70 Meat.
Enchantment: Moxie +3 Melee Damage +3 +3 Sleaze Damage
cardboard crossbow + White Citadel burger