Green Ops Soldier

Green Ops Soldier
Monster ID	492
Locations	The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)
Hit Points	250
Attack	200
Defense	180
No-Hit	210
Initiative	100
Meat	None
Phylum	hippy
Elements	stench
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops	communications windchimes, gas balloon, gas balloon, green smoke bomb, henna face paint, round green sunglasses, green clay bead
Manuel Entry
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You're fighting a Green Ops Soldier

This hippy, constantly shrouded in a cloud of green smoke that renders him nearly invisible, serves the Army of One Love™ as a covert operative.

You think he's advancing on you, but it's sort of hard to tell.

Hit Message(s):

He sneaks up behind you and garottes you with some hemp rope. At least it's biodegradable, sustainable asphyxiation. Argh! Ow! Ooh! Argh! Ooh!

He vanishes in a cloud of smoke, then sneaks up behind you and gives you a big, smelly hug. Argh! Ouch! Ouch! Oof! Eek! Oof! (stench damage)

Critical Hit Message:

While you're staring at the green fog in front of you, you feel icy fingers close around your throat from behind. You start to choke - not because of the fingers, but because of how the fingers smell. Argh! Ouch! Ooh! Ouch! Ow! (stench damage)

Miss Message(s):

He throws a smoke bomb at you, but he forgot to light it first. Bummer, dude.

He throws down a couple of smoke bombs, then inhales the smoke and just stares at you, giggling.

He vanishes in a cloud of smoke. Given that he smells like an accident in a sweat factory, he's not hard to track, though.

Fumble Message:

not known

Special Move(s):

A small balloon flies out of the cloud of green smoke and bursts near you. You smell something funny.

You acquire an effect: Light-Headed
(duration: 1 Adventure)

He emerges from his cloud with a toad in each hand. He licks the one in his left hand, then rubs a dart on the one in his right hand and shoots it (the dart, not the toad) at you through a blowgun. You don't feel so well...