Grey goo orb
{{battle|text=An orb of grey goo rises from the... well, from the grey goo that's everywhere. It floats around aimlessly for a while, and then darts aimfully toward your head. |hit=A distant burst of grey goo sends goo shrapnel flying everywhere. Some if it hits you in the <kidney>. Ugh! Oof! Eek!
A pseudopod of grey goo engulfs your <kidney>, partially dissolving it. Ow! Eek! Ouch!
Some unrelated grey goo flies up from behind you and hits you in the <kidney>. Eek! Ouch! Oof!
The creature fires a tiny goo bullet that hits you right in the <kidney>. Ooh! Eek! Ugh!
The creature sends out a tendril of goo which latches onto your <kidney>, dissolving it. Oof! Ooh! Ooh!
The creature slaps you in the <kidney> with a massive slab of goo. Eek! Eek! Ouch!
The creature suddenly extrudes a spear of grey goo, which impales your <kidney>. Ow! Argh! Ooh!
The creature turns part of its body into a crude truncheon and then trunches you in the <kidney> with it. Ouch! Ow! Ouch!
You accidentally step in an adjacent but unrelated puddle of grey goo, which partially dissolves your foot. Eek! Ouch! Ouch!
|miss=! |critical=A pseudopod of grey goo engulfs your <shins>, partially dissolving it. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ouch! Ooh! Oof!
You have rid the Kingdom of 1 unit of Grey Goo.
Occurs at The Goo Fields.
Notes
- Cannot miss.
- Begins at 10 HP, 10 Attack and 10 Defense. All of its stats increase by 1 for each goo monster defeated in the fields in this ascension (with minor variance).
