Hagnk's Ancestral Mini-Storage
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Hagnk's Ancestral Mini-Storage is where a player's items are placed when they ascend. All items in your closet and inventory are automatically placed in Hagnk's. (Display Case items remain in your display case, and store items remain in your store.) Hagnk's (in some form) can be found on the Right Side of the Tracks.
Once ascended, a player going the normal route may remove a combination of up to 20 items or 20,000 meat per day (such that 1,000 meat counts as 1 item). When the Ronin phase ends, all items and meat may be removed from Hagnk's. Ronin does not automatically end when you beat the Sorceress; you MUST spend the full 1000 turns before you have free access to your stored items. When you choose to remove all of your items, you will see the following message:
- Hagnk leans back and yells something ugnigntelligible to a group of Knob Goblin teegnage delignquegnts, who go and grab all of your stuff from storage and bring it to you.
During a softcore ascension, the brick, can of Binarrrca, cream pie, custom avatar form, heart necklace, jazz soap, roll of toilet paper, time sleigh, and Valentine (for the time being) can be taken from Hagnk's without counting towards the 20 items for a given day. They can also be taken from Hagnk's during a Hardcore ascension.
Also, during Hardcore ascensions, Mr. Accessories may be removed from storage for the sole purpose of trading at the Mr. Store. A hardcore player may NOT equip the Mr. Accessory, or any Mr. Store equipment (whether familiar equipment, such as the wax lips, or player equipment, such as Iceberglet items) that they purchase. They may, however, utilize any familiar purchased at Mr. Store.
At the end of a hardcore ascension, after freeing King Ralph, you regain access to your stuff in order to rearrange it and/or prepare for your next life. In the rare event that you complete a hardcore ascension in less than 1000 turns, however, you will find yourself subject to Ronin limitations just like in a softcore (normal) ascension.
Currently
If you have at least one ascension:
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Hello, Tall One! I'm Hagnk, the proprietor of Hagnk's Ancestral Mini-Storage.
My mini-storage has fignally been rebuilt, Adventurer, thanks to the efforts of concergned citizens like you. See that brick behignd me? That brick was dognated by [user]! If the brick has an attached message: He/She even wrote a message on it: <message>
Anyway. What can I help you with? |
If you have never ascended:
Prior to September 19, 2007
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Hello, Tall One! I'm Hagnk, the proprietor of Hagnk's Ancestral Mini-Storage.
Please pardon our dust, Tall One! We're hard at work repairing all of the damage my poor, poor shop has sustained over the last couple of years. Construction should be complete within a week or so! Anyway. What can I help you with? |
Prior to June 29?, 2007
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Hello, Tall One! I'm Hagnk, the proprietor of Hagnk's Ancestral Mini-Storage.
The ice from the observatory ruins melted and completely flooded our shop. At least it put out the fire, right? Always look ogn the bright side, that's what my old Granddad used to say! Of course, he was completely megntally unstable. Dogn't worry, though, all your items are still safe in our secure undergrougnd storage area. And at least the worst is over, right? Please pardon our dust, Tall One! We're hard at work repairing all of the damage my poor, poor shop has sustained over the last couple of years. Construction should be complete within a week or so! Anyway. How can I help you? |
Prior to June 24, 2007
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Hello, Tall One! I'm Hagnk, the proprietor of Hagnk's Ancestral Mini-Storage.
The ice from the observatory ruins melted and completely flooded our shop. At least it put out the fire, right? Always look ogn the bright side, that's what my old Granddad used to say! Of course, he was completely megntally unstable. Dogn't worry, though, all your items are still safe in our secure undergrougnd storage area. And at least the worst is over, right? Anyway. How can I help you? |
Prior to June 4th, 2006
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Hello, Tall One! I'm Hagnk, the proprietor of Hagnk's Ancestral Mini-Storage.
We had a good-sized chunk of ice hit our building, here, but I'm confident that everythigng will be figne. At least the worst is over, right? Don't worry, all of your items are in our secure underground storage area. Anyway. How can I help you? |
Prior to June 2nd, 2006
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As you can see, we had a little bit of a problem, here. A temporal rift opened up inside the building, and it was apparently connected to a time when everything was on fire. Most of our stored items are intact, but we're still fishing some stuff out of the ashes. |
Notes
- After White Wednesday, a temporal rift caused the Mini-storage to burn down.
- Just before rollover on June 2nd, 2006, Hagnk's was once again damaged, when it was struck by a large icy chunk of comet.
- By June 4th, 2006, the ice melted, leaving only a damp mess.
- When you donate for a Mr. Accessory during your ronin phase (or in hardcore), it will go directly into your inventory, bypassing Hagnk's. This can be very useful if you are speed ascending.
- Trying to pull zero quantity of any item will pull the item multiple times until you run out of pulls or the item.
- If you have never ascended, the site of Hagnk's appears as an unclickable construction site.
References
- Hagnk's is an incarnation of a self storage unit.
- The comment about a time when everything was on fire could be a reference to a Family Guy episode when Peter mentions that he once built a time machine with a De Lorean, referring to the movie Back to the Future. Peter then crashes the car into a building, lighting it and the people inside on fire. Peter then remarks "Wow. Everyone in 1955 was on fire. I never knew that."
