Haiku combat

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Bare-bones layout,
needs so many messages.
Hey guys please add some.

The Haiku Dungeon,
unlike other areas,
is all in Haiku.


You leap at your foe,
throwing caution to the wind,
and get the first strike.
You jump at your foe,
and strike before <it>'s ready.
Nice and sportsmanlike.
Before <it> sees you,
you're already attacking.
You're sneaky like that.
You acquire something
at a serious discount
with your deft fingers.
Y'know that... uh... thing?
That thing you just tried to do?
Well, it didn't work.
  • Winning the fight:
With your final blow,
you deliver the smackdown.
Sweet, sweet victory.
You're victorious,
so your name must be Victor.
To you go the spoils.
The harvest moon glows
you can see X Meat
ripe for the picking.
If meat grows on trees,
then it must be autumn now:
you gain XX meat.
You find XX Meat
just lying there on the ground.
Wow! What are the odds!?
Biceps, triceps, abs,
combat's quite a workout, huh?
You gain X muscle.
You work up a sweat,
gain X muscle from the fight.
Sweet! Now go shower.
You're feeling stronger,
having gained 1 Beefiness.
Mighty mighty you.
Nothing up your sleeve
X magic in your brainpan.
Abracadabra.
Delicious magic
Your hungry brain scarfs it down.
Yum! It tastes like X!
Stars wheel above you.
Ancient wisdom fills your brain.
You gain X magic!
Extend both thumbs.
Who just got X more Moxie?
You assert: this guy!
Like a winter breeze,
keeping your cool in battle,
you gain X Chutzpah.
A refreshing pond
Is still not as cool as you
you gain X Moxie.
  • Familiar:
Your familiar grins
smiles are lousy umbrellas
but good for the soul.
Mysterious friend
what did your familiar do?
Meditate on that.
Your familiar strikes
just like a tiny ninja
(you missed what it did).
Lotus blossoms bloom
Your familiar busts a move.
Hey, look, items!
Aw, that was so cute!
I wish you had just seen what
your buddy just did.
Your comrade dances,
helping you find stuff... somehow?
We don't make the rules.
While you're not looking,
your familiar does something.
Wonder what it was.