Handsome mariachi

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You're fighting a handsome mariachi

This is a mysterious mariachi with a mysterious past. He has no name and no hometown, but damned if he hasn't got a good head of hair and a handsome face. He doesn't look too dangerous, but he's probably got a crossbow hidden in his guitar case.

He tries to charm you while he draws his gun, but you're not having any of that. He pulls a hidden switch on his guitar and it spews a gout of flame. Fortunately, a change in the wind leaves him holding a big hunk of charcoal.

You gain 4-6 Meat.

You acquire an item: bottle of tequila

You acquire an item: chorizo taco

You acquire an item: handsomeness potion

You gain 2 Wizardliness.

You gain 2 Sarcasm.

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Found South of the Border.

References

• The handsome mariachi might be a reference to "El Mariachi", a character from the Robert Rodriguez films El Mariachi and Desperado