Handsome mariachi

He shoots you a look that's so suave and debonair that you don't notice him stick a shiv into your <groin>. Eek! Ugh!

He pulls a hidden switch on his guitar and it spews gouts of flame in your direction. Mmm, flame-broiled <groin>. Eek! Ugh!

He tries to charm you while he draws his gun, but you're not having any of that.

He pulls a hidden switch on his guitar and it spews a gout of flame. Fortunately, a change in the wind leaves him holding a big hunk of charcoal.

You gain 4-6 Meat.

You acquire 29.9% chance bottles of tequila

You acquire 21.1% chance chorizo tacos

You acquire 19.4% chance handsomeness potions

You gain 3-4 <substat>

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Found South of the Border.

References

• The handsome mariachi is a reference to "El Mariachi", a character from the Robert Rodriguez films El Mariachi and Desperado