Angry bassist
| Angry bassist | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 969 |
| Locations | Any location, with a Mini-Hipster familiar |
| Hit Points | 75% of player's muscle |
| Attack | Moxie (cap at 10 000) |
| Defense | Muscle (cap at 10 000) |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, bass, head, legs |
| Drops | ironic knit cap |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an angry bassistYou suddenly find your way forward blocked by a lanky dude with a knit cap, scraggly moustache, and hip-hugging, skin-tight jeans.
"What the heck, man?" he says. "Octorok Orgy can't play because you pawned my bass so you could get a haircut!"
"Look, I don't even know what you --" you say, but the dude interrupts you.
"I'm not talking to you," he says, "I'm talking to <Familiar Name>!"
<Familiar Name> looks up, surprised. "But I needed a haircut! Why can't I have a haircut?" he says. His logic appears to be lost on the angry bassist, though, so it looks like there's gonna be a throw-down.
ROUND ONE: FIGHT!
Hit Message(s):
He swings a fist at <Familiar Name>, but hits you instead. He doesn't even say, "my bad!" Ow! Ouch! Ooh! Oof! Ouch! Argh!
He tries to run over <Familiar Name> with his fixed-gear bicycle, but hits you instead. Man, those things are heavy! Ow! Ouch! Oof! Ouch! Oof! Ouch!
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Notes
- The angry bassist is identified, including this information next to the image:
DAVID CROSBY
Angry Ex-Bassist
References
- This character is based on Stephen Stills, a member of the band in Scott Pilgrim His, David Crosby, much like Stephen Stills, is a member of the Canadian music group Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young. Stephen Stills is voice and guitar, not bassist like David Crosby.
