He-Boulder

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{{familiar |famid=113 |name=He-Boulder |image=heboulder.gif |H1=Floating, gazing rock. |H2=It's not beauty in his eyes -- |H3=it's pure destruction. |function=Acts as a Leprechaun and a Ghuol Whelp, also [[shoots beams from its eyes in combat. |hatchling=floaty stone sphere |equipment=quadroculars |ucm=3 |sh=3 |oc=2 |hns=1}}

Red eye

  • <name>'s red eye alights on a short guy with a huge, red, handlebar mustache. The guy screams, "my biscuits are burnin'!" and leaps into a pond.
  • <name> glances at a teakettle with his red eye. The kettle begins to whistle.
  • <name>'s red eye sears a nearby patch of sand into glass.
  • <name> glances at a patch of grass with his red eye. The grass turns brown and withers. Whither? Over there.
  • <name> cracks an egg on the sidewalk, then glares at it with his red eye until the egg's completely fried.
  • <name>'s red eye glances at an ant crawling at your feet. The ant turns red and begins to smoke. Not, like, cigarettes... Like something that's about to burst into flames.
  • <name> glances at a puddle with his red eye. The puddle starts to get steamed. Not, like, mad -- I mean, the puddle's hot enough that the water is sublimating.
  • <name> glances at a child's ice cream cone with his red eye. The child wails as the cone melts.
  • <name>'s red eye alights on a big fat dude, who breaks out in beads of sweat. That may be coincidental, though.
  • <name>'s red eye glances at a bird flying overhead. It drops out of the sky, smelling delicious as it lands.
  • <name> glances at an ice-cold beer with his red eye, tragically transforming it to piping-hot beer.

Blue eye

  • A balloon floats into the path of <name>'s blue eye. The balloon falls to the ground and shatters. Science is awesome!
  • <name> glances at a passing hippy with his blue eye. The hippy pulls his hemp jacket closer around his beaded vest.
  • <name> looks at a passing frat boy with his blue eye. The frat boy pulls his popped collar up even higher to cover his ears.
  • <name> glances at a nearby hobo with his blue eye. The hobo shudders and covers himself with some additional newspapers.
  • <name> glares at a passing penguin with his blue eye. The penguin nods, and says, "thanks, youse guys; I was sweatin' my tail feathers off."
  • <name> glares at a passerby with his blue eye. The passerby shivers and breaks out in goosebumps. Or possibly Fear Street.
  • <name> glances at your arm with his blue eye. You break out in goosebumps. Or, if you're from Minnesota, greyduckbumps.
  • <name> looks at a flower with his blue eye. The flower's petals brown and curl, rimmed in frost.
  • <name> looks at a nearby window with his blue eye. You write your name in the frost that forms.
  • <name> glares at a puddle of water with his blue eye. Someone slips on the puddle and falls in a hilariously bone-shattering manner.

Yellow eye

  • <name>'s yellow eye gazes upon a pie cooling on a windowsill. The pie doesn't vanish, but the hobo who was trying to steal it does.
  • <name>'s yellow eye gazes upon a street magician, making the magician vanish. Rabbits everywhere applaud the poetic justice.
  • <name> glares with his yellow eye at a milk carton. The carton, and the milk inside of it, vanish completely.
  • <name> glares with his yellow eye at a passing pigeon. There's a gentle *pop* as air rushes into the pigeon-shaped hole in reality.
  • <name> glares at a passing pigeon with his yellow eye. There's a *pop,* and then just bird poop falling from a clear blue sky.
  • <name>'s yellow eye gazes upon a passing frat boy. There's a gentle *pop,* then just the lingering scent of cheap cologne and desperation.
  • <name>'s yellow eye gazes upon a passing hippy. There's a gentle *pop,* then just the lingering scent of patchouli.
  • <name> fixes his yellow eye on a nearby mailbox. A few seconds later, there's a mailbox-shaped pocket of empty space where the mailbox used to be.
  • <name> glances at a pile of socks with his yellow eye. Half of the socks vanish without a trace. A-HA!
  • <name> yellow eye glares at some nearby car keys. They vanish without a trace. I knew it!

End of combat

  • <name> winks at you with its giant central eye.
  • <name> gives you an invigorating hot rock massage.
    HPYou gain some hit points.
    MPYou gain some Mana Points.

Arena Message

  • None. This familiar has no weaknesses.

Notes

  • Once each combat you may use the skill Point at your opponent to have the He-Boulder fire a ray from one of its 3 eye-stalks.
  • Each round in combat, you will receive messages about which eye is active. This tells you which ray will fire if you point that round.
  • A minor ray has the following effects
    • Red: 2-3 × <weight> of hot damage
    • Blue: 1-2 × <weight> of cold damage (and?)
    • Yellow: ½-1 × <weight> of physical damage (and?)
  • A major ray has the following effects
    • Red: Deals hot damage and gives you half <weight> of each substat
    • Blue: Stuns enemy for multiple rounds
    • Yellow: Disintegrates enemy, and causes the drop rate of all its (non-conditional) items to become 100%. Net item-drop rate of -100% or worse will still cause items not to drop. The major yellow ray will not fire on bosses. Instead, a minor ray will fire, and you will have to wait until the yellow major ray recharges to use it again.

References

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