Animal cracker
| Animal cracker | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1981 |
| Locations | Gingerbread Train Station |
| Hit Points | ? |
| Attack | ? |
| Defense | unknown |
| Initiative | 150 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, leg, tail, torso |
| Drops | 8-10 sprinkles, animal part cracker |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a animal crackerThis is an animal that apparently escaped from one of those cardboard circus train cars. You spend a few minutes trying to figure out exactly what kind of animal it is, and it isn't until it charges you that you realize it's a rhinoceros whose credit card hasn't been taken away.
Hit Message(s):
It chomps your <bung> -- I guess turnabout is fair play, though. Argh! Argh! Ow!
It tramples you mercilessly, leaving a single line of flat hoofprints across your thigh. Oof! Ouch! Ooh!
It gores you with its horn. Ugh, all that gore is gonna ruin the cookie. (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek! Eek! Ouch!
It tramples you, but it isn't really very heavy.
It tries to chomp your <bung>, but you manage to keep your <bung> out of chomping range.
It looks around for a bird that will clean its teeth without just eating them. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire 8−10 sprinkles |
 | You acquire an item: animal part cracker (10% chance)* |
Occurs at Gingerbread Train Station.
References
- The credit card is a nod to the joke that asks "how do you stop a rhino from charging?"
