Hellseal guardian
| Hellseal guardian | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 781 |
| Locations | The Nemesis' Lair (Seal Clubber) |
| Hit Points | 210 |
| Attack | 160 |
| Defense | 144 |
| Initiative | 75 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | demon |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, flipper, tail |
| Drops | hellseal whisker, hellseal whisker, hellseal claw, hellseal claw |
| Manuel Entry | |
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You're fighting a hellseal guardianYou know how in gangster movies, they always have that 'bodyguard thug' character? The big, beefy bald guy, with a broken nose and little piggy eyes and no neck, wearing a cheap suit and brass knuckles?
This is basically the seal version of that guy.
Hit Message(s):
He grabs your elbow and your ankle and turns you into a pretzel. Although pretzels usually don't scream. Ouch! Argh! Ooh! Argh!
He smacks you with his beefy tail. Where's the beef? Leaving a bruise on your <solar plexus>. Ugh! Ouch! Ouch! Ugh! Ow!
He breaks your nose with his brass fin. Dat wasn't bery dice. Eek! Ouch! Ooh!
He whacks you in the shin with a brass fin. Eek! Ugh! Ooh!
He smacks you with a fin, beats you senseless with his tail, and pinches your fingers between the rolls of fat on the back of his neck. I'd be lying if I said it was pleasant. Ooh! Eek! Oof!
He takes a minute to peruse a copy of Anonymous Thug Weekly.
He pauses to crack his neck before attacking again. Why do they always do that?
He stops to work out for a few minutes.
He tries to whack you in the shin with a fin, but can't begin.
He says, "sure, I may be dumb. And sure, I may be ugly. And sure, I may have bad breath. And sure, I may have repulsive body odor. But -- sorry, I forgot where I was going with that." (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: hellseal whisker (50% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: hellseal whisker (50% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: hellseal claw (50% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: hellseal claw (50% chance)* |
| You gain 40 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Nemesis' Lair.
