Hermit factoid
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hermit factoid
This little scrap of paper contains an important or entertaining fact about The Hermit.
Type: usable
Selling Price: 37 Meat.
(In-game plural: hermit factoids)
Obtained From
- Deck of Every Card
- Draw a Card (IX - The Hermit )
When Used
You read the factoid on the little sheet of paper:
Hermit Fact #2: Hermitry is an ancient art, but The Hermit was the first to practice it. He's super old.
Hermit Fact #6: Ready to have your mind blown? Get this: the Hermit doesn't make all of that stuff himself! Most of it is imported, and he's just a retail-level distributor! I know, I was shocked too.
Hermit Fact #7: Most people wonder what the Hermit does with all those worthless trinkets. But not me! I don't care at all!
Hermit Fact #8: If the Hermit comes out of his cave and sees his shadow, it means six more weeks of winter.
Hermit Fact #9: The Hermit grows ten-leaf clovers in a secret basement beneath his cave. They're albino cave clovers, and he colors them green with a felt-tip marker.
Hermit Fact #10: In case you were wondering: no, his actual name is not 'Jeff'.
Hermit Fact #12: Don't try to forge hermit permits; the Hermit is far too wily to be fooled by that kind of nonsense, and will probably report you to the Treasury Commission.
Hermit Fact #13: Every time you eat a raw jabañero pepper, a devil gets its pitchfork.
Hermit Fact #14: Almost every transaction the Hermit makes comes with a free flea.
You are so surprised and/or appalled by what you've learned that you wad up the paper and throw it into an incinerator.
Collection
- 🥇: hiDinghermit (#725639) - 10,111
- 🥈: Pastahead (#486552) - 1,001
- 🥉: whizdad (#443313) - 379
- #4: Athanatos (#1388112) - 367
- #5: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 269
- #6: Fronobulax (#215957) - 158
- #7: Boesbert (#2548033) - 152
- #8: Sal the Rapacious (#1532119) - 128
- #9: caducus (#2152206) - 100
- #10: DuRhone (#370680) - 95
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