High-Ranking Warbear Officer

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High-Ranking Warbear Officer You're fighting a High-Ranking Warbear Officer

You hover up to the highest level of the Warbear Fortress, swipe your warbear badge, and you're in! You open a door and find the Officer's Mess, where you're spotted by a high-ranking warbear officer who seems eager to make a mess of you.

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You hover up to the top of the Warbear Fortress and scan your warbear badge. The door opens, but a red light starts blinking and klaxon horns blare, and before you can get one foot in the door, you're accosted by a high-ranking warbear officer.

Hit Message(s):

He powers up a rocket boot and kicks you right in the calf.

He pops up a pair of shoulder turrets that assault and pepper you with a hail of well-seasoned bullets.

He powers up his laser axe and THRUMMMS it into your <groin>. Oof! Ugh! Eek! Oof! Ugh! Oof! Ow! Ugh! Ooh! (Supercold damage)

He retracts his visor and bites you the old-fashioned way. Eek! Ouch! Ooh! Eek! Ugh! Ugh! Ow! Eek! Argh! Ouch! (Supercold damage)

He powers up one of his gauntlets until electricity arcs between the metal spikes on it, then backhands you with it. Ouch! Ooh! Ouch! Eek! Eek! Argh! Ooh! Eek! Argh! Ouch! (Supercold damage)

He pulls one of the medals off his armor and flings it at you. It breaks into a dozen laser-toting gyrocopters in midair, and they proceed to ventilate all of your favorite body parts. Ow! Eek! Ow! Ugh! Argh! Oof! Ow! Ow! (Supercold damage)

He pulls out a blaster and blasts the crap out of your <groin>. Oof! Ugh! Ow! Ugh! Ugh! Ow! Oof! Argh! Oof! Ow! (Supercold damage)

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

He tries to kick you with a rocket boot, but you dodge the rocket, man, leaving him burning out his fuse up there alone.

He tries to power up his laser axe, but the battery is dead.

He pops up a pair of shoulder turrets, but they appear to be jammed. Then he shrugs and breaks them off.

He tries to bite you, but can't get his visor to retract.

He tries to hit the "unleash flesh-piercing quadcopter" button on his armor, but accidentally hits one of his medals instead. So it looks like he's just reminding you of his rank as a senior officer, which isn't painful at all.

Fumble Message:

not known


After Combat
You acquire 3 warbear whosits (100% chance)*
You acquire an item: warbear officer requisition box (??% chance)*

Occurs at WarBear Fortress (Third Level).

Notes

  • Has a hard damage cap, initial passive supercold damage, a special trait, and drone assistance like Warbear Officer.
  • Immune to stunning and staggering.
  • Counts as a boss; immune to insta-kills.
  • Possible monster images: