Hockey elemental

You're fighting a hockey elemental Have you ever seen a cloud full of sentient, animated hockey equipment bent on beating the crap out of you? No? Well, then you've never seen one of these things.

It bobs toward you and hits you in the mouth with a hockey stick, knocking out one of your teeth. Oof! Ouch! Ouch!

It shoots a hockey puck at you, which gets comically lodged in your throat. Ouch! Ooh! Ow!

It launches a puck at you, which you duck before you're struck. What luck!

He tries to hit you in the face with a hockey stick, but gets a penalty for high-sticking and has to stop.

You acquire hockey sticks of furious angry rage

You gain 11 <substat>.

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Occurs at Camp Logging Camp. (Extremely rarely)