Hockey elemental

It bobs toward you and hits you in the mouth with a hockey stick, knocking out one of your teeth. Argh! Argh! Ouch!

It shoots a hockey puck at you, which gets comically lodged in your throat. Argh! Ugh! Ugh!

It launches a puck at you, which you duck before you're struck. What luck!

He tries to hit you in the face with a hockey stick, but gets a penalty for high-sticking and has to stop.

You acquire an item: hockey stick of furious angry rage (100% chance)*

You gain 11 <substat>.

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Occurs at Camp Logging Camp. (Extremely rarely)

Notes

• On April Fool's Day, 2006, this adventure appeared regularly for all users but dropped nothing.

References

• Based on the sterotype of Canadians enjoying hockey, hence its presence within Little Canadia.