Hodgman's whackin' stick

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Hodgman's whackin' stick

This was to Hodgman what a scepter is to a regular king. Assuming regular kings periodically went on benders and started beating everyone and everything they saw with their scepters.

Type: weapon (1-handed club)
Power: 200
Muscle Required: 200
Cannot be discarded

All Attributes +20%
On Critical: Insanity!

(In-game plural: Hodgman's whackin' sticks)

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Drop Location

Hobopolis Town Square

Hodgman, The Hoboverlord

Notes

• "Insanity!" adds special attacks inflicting 75-100 perfect elemental damage (or 150-200 damage against unaligned targets):
  • Physical:

    A huge paperclip falls from the sky, hitting your opponent for X damage and then vanishing.

  • Hot:

    Giant bats fly overhead, dropping flaming kerosene-soaked tennis balls on your opponent and dealing X damage. At least... you think that's what happened.

  • Cold:

    An immense ice sculpture of a swan flies up to your opponent. It tries to talk to him, but all that comes out is a blast of frigid air that deals X damage.

  • Spooky:

    The scenery around you begins to melt, scaring your opponent to the tune of X damage.

  • Stench:

    A six-foot tall penguin strides up to your opponent, belching in its face and dealing X damage. At least... you think that's what happened.

  • Sleaze:

    Your opponent is chased in circles, Benny Hill style, by a herd of half-naked women, and embarrassed to the tune of X damage. Echoes of Yakety Sax reverberate through your mind.

See Also

• Muscle Modifiers
• Mysticality Modifiers
• Moxie Modifiers

Collection

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