Hodgman's whackin' stick

Hodgman's whackin' stick

This was to Hodgman what a scepter is to a regular king. Assuming regular kings periodically went on benders and started beating everyone and everything they saw with their scepters.

Type: weapon (1-handed club)
Damage: 20 - 40
Muscle Required: 200
Cannot be traded or discarded

All Attributes +20%
On Critical: Insanity!

(In-game plural: Hodgman's whackin' sticks)

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Item number: 3138
Description ID: 118492859
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Obtained From

Hobopolis Town Square

Hodgman, The Hoboverlord

Notes

• On a critical hit, "Insanity!" adds special attacks inflicting 75-100 perfect elemental damage, doubled to 150-200 (unaligned targets are dealt 150-200 physical damage instead):

A huge paperclip falls from the sky, hitting your opponent for 150-200 damage and then vanishing. Weird. Did anybody else see that?

Giant bats fly overhead, dropping flaming kerosene-soaked tennis balls on your opponent and dealing 75-100 damage.

An immense ice sculpture of a swan flies up to your opponent. It tries to talk to him, but all that comes out is a blast of frigid air that deals 75-100 damage.

The scenery around you begins to melt, scaring your opponent to the tune of 75-100 damage. Scares you a little bit, too.

A six-foot tall penguin strides up to your opponent, belching in its face and dealing 75-100 damage. At least... you think that's what happened.

Your opponent is chased in circles, Benny Hill style, by a herd of half-naked women, and embarrassed to the tune of 75-100 damage. Echoes of Yakety Sax reverberate through your mind.

• If you are wearing the V for Vivala mask, its critical effect will take place instead of "Insanity!"

See Also

• Muscle Modifiers
• Mysticality Modifiers
• Moxie Modifiers
• Critical hit

Collection

• 🥇: Manendra (#1483803) - 16
• 🥈: Lord Stefano (#536624) - 12
• 🥉: Donavin69 (#2151136) - 10
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