Hulking bridge troll
| Hulking bridge troll | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1668 |
| Locations | The Orc Chasm |
| Hit Points | 140 |
| Attack | 100 |
| Defense | 100 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | 40-60 |
| Phylum | humanoid |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | leg, torso, arm, head, towel |
| Drops | |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a hulking bridge trollAs you start across the bridge, you are interrupted by a gigantic, brutishly hulking humanoid that climbs up from underneath. He stands to face you with his fists in the air and a creepy, leering grin on his face, and shouts "FIRST!"
"Uh, hi," you say. "Look, I don't want any part of whatever your deal is, so if you'll just let me past I'll be on my way."
"LURK MOAR, NOOB," he shouts at you. "PICS OR GTFO!"
"Okay, now that's just creepy and offensive."
"U MAD, BRO?" he leers.
Hit Message(s):
He smashes you in the <giblets> with a giant fist, knocking you to the ground. "LOL REKT", he comments. Eek! Ooh! Oof!
He grabs you with his massive hands and rips you in pieces. Eek! Ouch! Argh!
He punches you in the <giblets>, then laughs and says "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)". ...I'm not sure how he said that, but that's what he said. Ouch! Ooh! Eek!
He tricks you into looking at a... let's say a flipbook, entitled "2 girls 1 cup". Fortunately, you don't have to watch the whole thing, because of gouging out your own eyes. (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof! Ow! Oof! (sleaze damage)
He attempts to punch you in the <giblets>, but misses. "ಠ_ಠ", he grumbles, somehow.
He tried to tear you apart, but you manage to keep it together. Haters gonna hate.
He tries to punch you, but you dodge out of the way. "dafuq?" he mutters to himself.
He spends some time insulting you. You're pretty out of the loop when it comes to modern insults, though, so you don't really get what he's trying to imply. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain ~50 Meat |
Occurs above The Orc Chasm, when trying to cross the bridge as Actually Ed the Undying for the first time.
Notes
- This combat can be encountered while falling-down drunk.
- After defeating this monster, you return to the bridge and witness its collapse.
References
- "FIRST!" is a common (and commonly despised) post.
- "LURK MOAR" is a meme used to chide new posters for not posting properly.
- "U MAD?" is a meme used to mock someone for losing their temper.
- "REKT" is the modern version of "PWNED".
- "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)", aka "Lenny Face", is a popular emoticon.
- "ಠ_ಠ" is an emoticon used to express disapproval or disbelief.
- "Haters Gonna Hate" is a meme used to declare disregard for hostility.
- "dafuq" is internet slang that sees common use in image macros.
