Hypnotist of Hey Deze

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He tries to hyp-mo-tize you in the <nipple>, but misses. He stares deep in your eyes with his spiraling eyeballs. Turns out, though, their spiraling shapes are frauds and fakes.

You acquire hypnodisks

You gain ??? <substat>.

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Occurs at The Deep Fat Friars' Gate. (Extremely rarely)

References

• Refers to the TMBG song, Hypnotist of Ladies: "He's a hypnotist, hypnotist of ladies / Never had a pocket watch, never counted backwards / You won't remember why you liked him"