IGoogly

iGoogly

   This is a next-generation googly eye. It costs three times as much as comparable models because it's smooth, shiny, and has a minimalistic user interface. If you're thinking "all googly eyes have those characteristics," then you're clearly not of refined enough taste to appreciate this thing. Also, by acquiring this iGoogle, you agree to not sew it onto any toys not specifically approved by the cyborg collective, and you may only share it with two friends before it breaks.

   Selling Price: 14 Meat.